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Sayings Demotivational Poster

FACT OF LIFE - After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say W.T.F?

A BIRD IN THE HAND - Is worth two in the bush. Unless you have Epilepsy.

TAGS: bird hand epilepsy sayings
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - September 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
lol...this is a good one

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.

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SLICED BREAD - What was the best thing before it?

TAGS: stupid sayings
Rating: 3.81/5

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falloutghoul - February 3, 2012, 5:18 pm
Jelly, for there was nothing to smear it on.
CloudchaserS - February 2, 2012, 12:42 am
Fun fact. Bread companies actually stopped selling pre-sliced bread during WWII so the public would buy less so there would be more food for the troops.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:41 pm
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you & hear the lamentation of the women!!!
Greeny - February 1, 2012, 7:08 pm
BLT - if you've got a toaster, or a torch
rerun - February 1, 2012, 6:22 pm

Ham, there needed to be a great reason to slice the bread
Airman - February 1, 2012, 5:00 pm
GySgt1811a - February 1, 2012, 2:30 pm
Night Baseball?


TAGS: winter temperatures sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 12:19 am
Is that a buddy of yours?
ughomer - December 19, 2012, 10:01 pm
This makes me think of "Chilly Willy."
MissPriss - December 19, 2012, 9:52 am
Thank you Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 19, 2012, 8:25 am
HAH! Good'n Missy


Got Your Nose! -

TAGS: sayings kid games stay out
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:43 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 9, 2013, 8:06 am
Oh that's wonderful, never expected that kicker!

SOME PEOPLE - If at first you don't succeed... skydiving isn't for you.


TAGS: thank god its friday sayings tuesday ruins nights realization
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 12:33 pm
Tip one back for me!
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:45 am
MissPriss - November 6, 2014, 12:54 am
Oh paleeese! Don't go all hi-tech on me. Cheers!
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 12:52 am
How many times? Depressing enough to buy a digital watch.

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: time travel sayings moms
Rating: 4.65/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
Haha I guess I got off easy compared to you...thanks for sharing ipa.
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:07 pm
With my mom I didn't need a time machine! Glad I gave ya a good laugh Papa!
ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:12 am
only next week, it was always next month for me
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:45 am

NO MAN IS AN ISLAND - But some deserve an A for effort.

TAGS: weight image sayings
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 4:00 pm
Thanks Rude...I'm guessing it's used as a natural habitat by smaller aquatic life forms.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:26 pm
The hairy back is a nice touch. 5Ls
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:09 am
I mean that if he was at the beach I'd have someplace to put my drink so it doesn't get sandy...teehee.
Greeny - January 31, 2013, 6:55 pm
you mean a-z?

The Final Word -

When the cat's away -

A MANS' HOME - A mans' home is his castle only when he has enough boxes to finish the project.

TAGS: homeless sayings men
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - July 23, 2012, 1:56 pm
Thanks space!
spacedog - July 22, 2012, 10:41 am
Nice one Miss P.

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm
I'm liking these. A lot.

Yo -

Sticks & Stones -

TAGS: goth hobbies interesting labelled sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:15 pm
Yep and started growing it out about 3 years old teehee.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:33 pm

Is that one braid nasal hair??

Exorcism -

TAGS: movies exorcist exorcism sayings eerie
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
forgive tge typos.surgery but wonder what they'll cut from the carrie remake...thanks airman
Airman - September 27, 2013, 12:17 am
5 thank God they cut that scene out of the movie votes
MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 11:37 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary!
GaryO - September 26, 2013, 8:35 am
Good'n here, Missy.

Wait For It -

TAGS: sayings interpretations leftovers signs first
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:04 pm
you did...I just got there 1st...bahaha.
Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 7:59 pm
Damn...wish I'd thought of that...

Dieter's Logic -

TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.

. . . NOT! -

TAGS: sayings cultures differences inuit eskimos
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 14, 2014, 9:11 am
He s/be takin’ a dirt nap by now, but s’pose I could dig it up. Prolly still useable. Gotta be hard in places…..
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Umm, still got his number?
GaryO - January 13, 2014, 8:14 pm
Hey, I lived with an Inuit for a bit. He’d phukk a pile of rocks if it had a snake in it. Had to watch my own six on Wednesday and Thursday. By Friday we were both on the hunt.

Inquiring Minds -

TAGS: injuries sayings questions eyes patches
Rating: 4.91/5

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 5:13 pm
Normal person with an eye patch yes, pirate no.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 2:42 pm
Epic! 5 pokes.

WHEN PIGS FLY! - "I'll buy you a car when pigs fly!" So...I'm guessing not today huh?

TAGS: sayings
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm
See comment directed at you and Silver.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:37 pm
See comment directed at you and Rude.
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:35 pm
If you don't eat your meat...how can you have any pudding? Now both of yous' sit down, shut up and finish those pork butts! Thanks for the read you two!
Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 9:24 pm
That's about when the worms ate into my brain
Silverheart - December 24, 2012, 8:29 pm

As a Pink Floyd fan, I know that pigs started flying 40 years ago. 5 Pigs on the wing.

Mine Eyes -

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: life lessons religion sayings
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 3:30 pm
My family was very religious and I did a lot of praying! You better pray your father doesn't find out. You better pray that your mother doesn't catch you. You better pray your little brother didn't just hear you. And a lot of "if God wanted you to....
Sho - April 26, 2013, 2:50 pm

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: crying irony sayings mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 9:05 pm
That used to make me pinch my little brother even harder...teehee. Thanks for the fav'd! Made my evening Sho!
Sho - April 25, 2013, 7:46 pm
that always calmed me down right away. 5 and fav'd

That Face -

Things Mom Taught Me -

The Good Old College Try -

Things Mom Taught Me -

Things Mom Taught Me -

NEVER ASSUME - It only serves to make an ass out of u and me.

Rue the day -

Break Dancing -

TAGS: elderly man world stage break dancing leg sayings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2016, 12:36 am
Or a hip or two crotchety...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2016, 10:45 am
Like LITERALLY break a leg!^

It's True What They Say -

TAGS: men baby growth sayings truth
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 6:35 pm
Oh Jesus, your comment, my gutter mind...bahaha! Thanks!
JesusWept - December 14, 2014, 5:11 pm
My mum says that men reach the age of 10. After that they only grow. 5.
MissPriss - December 14, 2014, 5:08 pm
Well, we had a good run crotchety...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Completely agree with this, Miss Priss. I have begun weeding out my friends who still stay at home all day, play videogames, watch retro movies and listen to retro music thinking there's a hidden message, and wonder why they aren't getting any. Lol!

karma -

REMAKES - What happens in Vegas eventually comes back to bite you in the ass.

TAGS: sayings remake
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 3:00 pm
and the guy that refilled the condom dispenser calls him "epic loser". Guess mommy and daddy shouldnt of tried their hand at his version of Russian Roulette Thanks for the comment!
twill1962 - August 21, 2012, 12:55 pm
Mommy calls him her "little souvenir." Daddy calls him his "little squirt."


TAGS: sayings winter polar bear club
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:18 pm
Oh hun, ya got the PM then saying you were the inspiration for the poster! You can take back your 5L's now if you like :(
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 6:16 pm
And like a turtle, eventually he pops his head out again...eventually teehee.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 1:15 pm
Down periscope. 5L
Doggit - February 2, 2013, 11:12 am
Like a frightened turtle

When the cat's away -

TAGS: sayings mice cats games playing
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - December 9, 2015, 6:20 am
Good question. I really don't know how I stand. Now if you asked about layin' down...
MissPriss - December 9, 2015, 1:28 am
Aw thanks Mr. Gary...always a pleasure to see at least my posters are appreciated. But how do you stand on seeing me? Teehee.
GaryO - December 7, 2015, 10:17 pm
always a pleasure to see a Prissy poster
MissPriss - December 7, 2015, 9:22 pm
Thanks Jesus. And you always thought those squeaks where just the mice. Even teeny mattress springs can be noisy... teehee
JesusWept - December 7, 2015, 10:07 am
HAHA! Real good. L L L L L